Flapdoodle Gravity Warfare: The Ultimate Guide

Our Strategy

Our approach to gravity warfare is simple: we use a combination of advanced flailing and reckless abandon to disrupt the natural order of the universe.

With our patented Flapdoodle Technology^{Learn More}, we can create localized distortions in the fabric of space-time, allowing us to teleport ourselves and our enemies to arbitrary locations.

But don't just take our word for it! Read our testimonials:

• "I was skeptical at first, but after using Flapdoodle Gravity Warfare, I was able to teleport my cat to the kitchen in under 5 seconds." - John D.
• "I used Flapdoodle to escape a hostage situation. Now I'm on the lam." - Jane Doe

Our Clients have trusted us to solve their toughest gravity-related problems.

View our methods and see why we're the go-to experts in the field.