Flashlight Reading for Eyes: Safety Features

Warning: Reading this page may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous laughter.

• Automatic Reading Mode - Because who needs sleep when you can read all day?
• Reading Ergonomics - The art of arranging books around your face for maximum comfort.
• Flashlight Reading Techniques - Master the art of reading without actually looking at the text.

Don't forget to wear your reading glasses!

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		Automatic Reading Mode:
			+ Turn off your brain
			+ Set your eyes to "auto-pilot"
			+ Enjoy the ride!