Departing from New York City (JFK) at 08:00 AM, this flight will soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.
Destination: Los Angeles (LAX), the city of dreams and sunburns.
Airline: Zany Airlines, because who needs safety when you have style?
In-flight meal options include:
- Free-range chicken nuggets
- Organic, gluten-free pretzels
- A selection of fine, locally-sourced craft beers