FLOSSing: A Manifesto

Section 4: The Flibberflabber

In the great tradition of revolutionary manifestos, we proudly declare:

  1. We, the FLOSSians, believe in the sacred right to floss our teeth with reckless abandon, even if it's just for show.
  2. We reject the notion that flossing is only for the faint of heart, the weak of wrist, or the timid of tongue.
  3. We demand that our floss be made of the finest, most durable materials, capable of withstanding the rigors of even the most zealous flossing sessions.

Join the revolution! Floss for freedom, floss for equality, floss for the sake of it all!