Are you prepared to confront the crushing despair of modern existence? Flossing for the sake of existential dread is a practice that forces you to gaze into the abyss of dental decay and societal pressure, all while maintaining a veneer of pseudo-sophistication.
Why bother? Because, as the great philosopher, Krzysztox said, "Flossing is the only way to truly experience the futility of human endeavor."
Join us in our exploration of the dark, damp, and occasionally smelly world of flossing. Browse our subtopics: