Flossing is not just a dental hygiene habit, it's a way of life. It's not just about avoiding gingivitis, it's about avoiding existential dread.
Think about it. You spend all day staring at screens, typing on keyboards, and clicking on mice. Your fingers are constantly interacting with technology, leaving behind a trail of bacteria and despair.
That's where flossing comes in. It's the only thing standing between you and the abyss of gum disease, between you and the crushing ennui of a life unfulfilled.
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