Welcome to the Fluctuation Trends Report 2023, where we analyze the trends that are trending.
Here's what we found:
Most Trendy Trend: The color red is still trending.
Most Un-Trendy Trend: The color green is still not as trendy as we thought.
Most Likely to Happen: The apocalypse will happen on a Tuesday.
Most Definitely Won't Happen: The world will end on a Wednesday.