Warning: The Quantum Apocalypse is a fuzzy and unpredictable event. Please breathe deeply and prepare for the worst.
Or, you know, just run away and join a squirrel ninja squad.
Fact #1: The Quantum Apocalypse is completely unpredictable.
Fact #2: Quantum fluctuations will make you question reality.
Fact #3: Squirrel ninja training programs are the best defense against the apocalypse.
Stay informed and stay fuzzy, friends!