Our Mission Statement: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

We're a team of highly trained, slightly unhinged individuals dedicated to creating the most obtuse, user-hostile, and aesthetically-challenged web experience possible.

Our goal is to make you question every design decision we've ever made. To make you wonder, "Why on earth did they do that?" or "What were they thinking?!"

Join us in our quest for the most jarring, the most disorienting, the most 'is-this-even-a-web-page?'-iest website experience on the internet!

Our Values: Because Who Needs a Clear Purpose? Our Team: Because Who Needs a Functional Team Page? Our Codebase: Because Who Needs Code Comments?