The Times New Roman font: a font so bland, it makes you want to cry. But fear not, my friend, for we shall take it down.
"I'm the king of the font world," said Times New Roman, "and I will not be defeated."
HA! We'll see about that, Roman.
But wait, we're not out of this yet. We have a special guest, a font so bold, it'll make you weep.
Behold, the Calibri!
font-family: Calibri; font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;