Congratulations, it's your anniversary!

We're not really sure how you managed to survive this long, but you've made it!

Here are some anniversary gift ideas for you to consider:

Gift 1: Overpriced Diamonds Gift 2: Weekend Getaway to the Moon Gift 3: Personalized Throwaway Plate

Or, you know, you could just get them a nice card. That's always a good option.

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