Birthday Gift Shop of Despair

Where your special day is ruined by our mediocre gifts!

Used Toy Robot 5000 - $5.99
Birthday Sweater - $12.99
Overpriced Birthday Cake - $25.99
Fake Plant 5000 - $19.99
Birthday Card from Your Aunt - $4.99
Used Toy Robot 5000 - $5.99
Birthday Sweater 2 - $14.99
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