Welcome to Subpage 3, where the very fabric of reality is twisted in ways that defy comprehension.
A place where the laws of physics are merely a distant memory, and the skies are filled with flying spaghetti.
Venture deeper into the heart of confusion, if you dare. Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you can try plunge headfirst into the Abyss of Questions, where the answer is always "no."