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Welcome, cinephile. Step into the abyss of our cinema, where the art of film is lost in a sea of mediocrity.
Here you'll find a collection of 17 screens, each playing an endless loop of 80s B-movies, 90s teen flicks, and 2000s rom-coms.
Our concession stand offers a selection of stale popcorn and lukewarm soda. Enjoy!
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