The Buffet of Bogus Bites: About Us

Welcome to the world's most mediocre buffet, where the food is as fake as the friendships you'll make here. Our chefs are highly trained in the art of pretending to cook, and our servers are experts in the ancient art of apathy.

We're a family-owned business, operated by a family of expert connoisseurs in the field of overrated dining experiences. Our family motto is "If it's not a lie, it's not a meal."

Join us for a meal that's as full of hot air as our promises. Try our famous Lie Burger or our signature Phony Fudge. And don't forget to wash it all down with a Beer-ium!

Visit us today and discover the thrill of dining on something that's not really food. We're open 24/7, because who needs sleep when you're pretending to eat?