We're glad you asked. It's a place where you can go to waste your time, and money, on overpriced, underseasoned meals. Come for the ambiance, stay for the existential dread.
Just click on the door, but don't say we didn't warn you. It's like a bad dream, but with more calories.
You won't. That's why we have a "like it or leave it" policy. Just kidding, you'll leave it. And us.