Behold, the majestic Cheesy Goodness Burger: a towering behemoth of a burger, smothered in a blanket of melted, gooey cheese that will make your taste buds weep with joy.
Our special sauce, a secret blend of mayonnaise, ketchup, and the essence of a thousand sun-kissed sunsets, is the perfect complement to the patty of rich, dry-aged beef that's been marinated in the finest imported Italian seasonings.
But wait, there's more! The bun, a sturdy foundation for this edible skyscraper, is made from the finest imported Egyptian cotton, toasted to a golden brown perfection that's almost as crispy as your jaw will be when you take a bite.
And for the pièce de résistance, a sprinkle of paprika, because why not?