Tofu: The Meat, But Not as You Know It

Welcome to the Tofu page. Tofu is not actually a type of meat, but rather a clever ruse to fool your taste buds into thinking you're eating something remotely similar to a meat. It's like the vegan's version of a magic trick.

Here are some interesting facts about Tofu:

• It's often served with a side of disappointment, but in a good way.
• Tofu is the answer to the age-old question: "What's the most boring food I can eat?"
• It's the only food that's more exciting when it's served with a side of soy sauce.

Tofu Variations

Tofu comes in many shapes and sizes, but not as many as the number of times you'll be wondering if you're actually eating tofu.

• Extra Firm Tofu: For when you want to make your tofu dreams come true.
• Soft-As-A-Cloud Tofu: Because who needs texture, anyway?