Our Mission

We are the Pizza Delivery, a team of highly trained, highly skilled, and moderately overweight pizza enthusiasts dedicated to bringing you the best pies this side of the Mississippi.

Our motto? "We'll throw our weight off the scale, one slice at a time."

We're not just a pizzeria, we're a lifestyle.

Join the party!

Towel throwing techniques for when you're about to hit the 300-lb mark

Our expert advice on how to lose weight with pizza (just kidding, it's still pizza)

Our secret menu: because who needs kale when you have pepperoni?

Note: The subpages linked are just a few ideas, but feel free to come up with more based on the theme!