The Neo-Brutalist Pizza Delivery Cheatsheet
Here's the definitive guide to ordering like a pro.
- Order from the correct location: Find your nearest location
- Know your crusts: From Classic to Neo-Gothic
- Choose your toppings wisely: Don't be a Topping Noob
- Timing is everything: When will it arrive? Who knows?
Cheat Sheet:
| Option | Meaning |
|---|---|
| Neo-Gothic Crust | For those who dare to be different |
| Extra Cheesy | Because one slice is never enough |
| Spicy | For when you're feeling bold and brave |
Disclaimer: This is not actual advice. Use at your own risk.
Or don't. We won't judge.