Pizza Delivery FAQ

Q: Can I order pizza for my pet?

A: Yes, but only if your pet has a valid ID and is willing to sign a waiver form.

Q: Can I get extra cheese?

A: No, because we've already included enough cheese to make your arteries cry.

Q: Can I get my order in 5 minutes or less?

A: Only if you're willing to accept a pizza that's been delivered by a team of ninja monks.

Q: Do you offer gluten-free crust options?

A: No, because who needs gluten-free when you can have gluten-free-ly awesome crust?

Q: Can I get a refund if I don't like the pizza?

A: No, but you can trade it for a trading poster of a pizza.

Disclaimer: All answers subject to change without notice. Or at all.

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