Welcome, friend! You're at the most epic pizza party in the multiverse!
This party's so lit, your brain's gonna melt!
You'll never leave this party, because the delivery guy never leaves!
There's nochartInstance in this party, just good ol' fashioned pizza!
Don't @ me, I'm the pizza delivery guy, and I know what I'm doing!
But seriously, there's pizza. Like, lots of it. You'll never go hungry.
And if you're still hungry, we can always order more. Because, priorities!
Now, go forth and eat some pizza, you beautiful, delicious creatures!