Towel-in-the-Towel-in-the-Pizza-Party

Welcome to the world's most epic pizza party, where the towels are always more interesting than the pizzas.

You've requested the Towel-in-the-Towel-in-the-Pizza-Party page. We have it, because, why not?

Here's a brief history of the towel:

• It started with one towel, then two.
• Then there were more towels.
• Now we're drowning in towels.

Current Towel Status:

Level: 7

Towel count: 47

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