Neo-Brutalist Pizza Delivery Academy

Advanced Level 1: "The Saucy Saga"

Objective:

Deliver a piping hot pizza to a client within 10 minutes while navigating through a treacherous terrain of hungry customers, rival pizza parlors, and existential dread.

Key skills:

Mastered the art of pizza juggling.
Developed a sixth sense for detecting rogue cheese particles.
Learned to think 3 moves ahead.

Training Objectives:

Deliver 5 pizzas to clients without getting lost in the process.
Outmaneuver 3 rival pizzerias to secure top spot on the delivery chain.
Converse 10 minutes with a customer without getting a single question mark.

Proceed to Level 2: "The Saucy Showdown"

Or, if you're feeling extra bold, try Level 3: "The Saucy Smackdown"