It's 6:00 AM, and you've been woken up by the sound of your neighbor making a racket. At first, you think it's just your average Tuesday, but as you peer through the blinds, you see something that will haunt you for the rest of your days: a mountain of pancakes, towering above the kitchen counter like some sort of fluffy, breakfast-themed skyscraper.
Your neighbor, known only as "The Pancake King," has been accused of making an excessive amount of pancakes. 100 pancakes. 500 pancakes. 1000 pancakes. The numbers vary, but one thing is certain: The Pancake King has gone too far.
We've obtained a statement from an anonymous source close to the scene of the crime:
“I was just trying to set a new world record," said the source. "I mean, who doesn't love a good pancake?"
We've also obtained footage of the incident, which can be viewed here.
As of press time, the community is in an uproar. Some call for stricter pancake-making regulations, while others advocate for a complete ban on all breakfast foods.
But one thing is certain: The Pancake King will be remembered as the man who brought the world to its knees.
Join the discussion on our forums to share your thoughts on the matter.
Solutions to the pancake crisis are being brainstormed in an emergency session of the Breakfast Council.