Undercooked Eggs: A Recipe for Disaster

Warning: This recipe is not recommended for the faint of heart. Or taste buds. Or stomachs.

A sad face with a fried egg in its mouth

Ingredients:

1 egg, undercooked

1 tablespoon of disappointment

1 cup of regret

1/4 cup of stomach acid

1/4 cup of tears

Instructions:

1. Crack the egg, but not too hard.

2. Place the egg in a pan, but not too hot.

3. Wait for the egg to... not cook.

4. Serve with a side of regret.

Optional: Add a dash of despair.

Side Effects:

1. Stomach cramps

2. Loss of appetite

3. Loss of dignity

4. Loss of sanity

Overcooked Eggs: The Sequel