Because who needs actual nutrition, anyway?
Soylent Paste Pasta: The Ultimate Post-Modern MealDid you know that in 2050, food scientists finally figured out how to make pasta that tastes like a combination of soy sauce, ketchup, and regret?
Future Chicken Nuggettes: The Edible Equivalent of a Self-Driving CarIt turns out that by 2075, chicken nuggettes have evolved to the point where they're not only edible, but also sentient, self-driving, and will occasionally give you directions to the nearest exit.
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Quantum Tacos: Where the laws of reality no longer applyDid you know that in 2087, tacos became the first food to achieve a state of superposition, allowing them to be simultaneously crispy and soggy?
Grav-Wok Sauce: The condiment that's been holding back the universeBy 2098, scientists discovered that the secret to Grav-Wok Sauce was not just a combination of soy and vinegar, but also the tears of a thousand disappointed physicists.