FOOSSBALL RULES

Rule 1: Don't touch the ball

Seriously, don't. It's like a tiny, spinning top that's just begging to roll off the table and into the abyss.

Rule 2: Don't get too attached Rule 3: The spin cycle is not a suggestion Rules for the Advanced Rules for the Curious

FOOSSBALL RULES FOR THE ADVANCED

Rule 1: Spin cycle is not a suggestion (again)

Really, it's not. Don't pretend like you're in a trance.

Rule 2: The force is strong with this one Rule 3: The ball is always watching you Rules for the Obsessed Rules for the Possessed

FOOSSBALL RULES FOR THE CURIOUS

Rule 1: It's all about the angle

Of the shot. The spin. The bounce. The entire experience.

Rule 2: The art of distraction Rule 3: Don't get too attached (we said it) Rules for the Novice Rules for the Super Novice