BBQ Axe-Casserole
A classic dish for the most discerning caveman.
Ingredients:
- 1 axe handle
- 2 sticks
- 3 rocks
- 4 pieces of raw meat
- 5 handfuls of dirt
Directions:
- Stare intensely at the fire.
- Wave axe handle in a circular motion over the flames.
- Tap rocks together in a rhythmic pattern.
- Stab meat with sticks.
- Stir in handfuls of dirt.