Forecasting in Forecaster's Frenzy

Welcome to the Forecasts of Doom, where our team of experts predict the apocalypse with reckless abandon!…

Here's your forecast for today:

• High: 37° (and possibly a few dozen more if you're lucky)
• Low: -1° (because who needs warmth, anyway?)
• Chance of Doom: 100%

Our Forecasting Methods:

• Forecaster's Folly - where we use a combination of tarot cards, darts, and pure, unadulterated chaos
• Numerology Nonsense - where we use the ancient art of counting to predict the end times
• Astrology Astrophobia - where we consult the stars, the planets, and the collective anxiety of our users

…and don't forget to check out our sister site, Forecasting in Forecaster's Frenzy 3.0 for our latest and greatest in doomsday predictions!