The Mandatory Museum of Compulsory Culture: A Guide to Not Being Bored

Welcome to the Mandatory Museum of Compulsory Culture, where every day is a school day, every night is a study hall, and every weekend is a mandatory workshop.

Our collection of artifacts and exhibits includes:

Mandatory Exhibits - Where the most interesting thing you can do with your free time is learn more about the history of dentistry in ancient Egypt
Mandatory Performance Art - Where we take the phrase "art" and give it the same level of excitement as a trip to the DMV
Mandatory Lectures - Where experts in fields you never asked to learn about will drone on for hours about the intricacies of 19th century folk dance

Mandatory Exhibits

Step right up! Come see the world's largest collection of dental drills, ancient Egyptian mummies, and the world record for most consecutive hours spent watching paint dry.

Don't forget to visit:

Mandatory Performance Art

Watch as our expert performers recite the entire script of 'Hamlet' backwards while balancing on one leg, blindfolded, while reciting the entire phonebook of the museum's patrons

Don't miss:

Hamlet in the Dark: A Performance Art Piece

Mandatory Lectures

Listen as our experts drone on and on and on about the history of dental flossing and the intricacies of 19th century folk dance.

Don't fall asleep:

18th Century Folk Dance for Dummies