Zombie Preparedness Defense Protocols
Because you can never be too prepared for the undead.
Basic Zombie Repulsion
- Stay at least 20 feet away from the undead. Trust us, it's a good rule.
- Don't look directly at the zombies. They're attracted to shiny things.
- Use your car keys as a makeshift shield. They're not just for parking, folks.
Read more about Advanced Zombie Shielding
Emergency Rationing
- Canned goods: good for short term, bad for long term.
- Water: always a good choice.
- Energy bars: the perfect snack for the post-apocalypse.
More Emergency Rationing Tips
And remember, a well-prepared mind is the best defense against the undead.