FOREWARNINGS

Beware of Sudden and Unexpected Socks. They are everywhere. In the kitchen, in the bed, even on the ceiling fan. They are the true masters of stealth and cunning.

Heed this warning, traveler. Rogue Pigeons have infiltrated our skies. They are known to carry the dreaded Pigeon Flu. Do not approach any feathered creatures that seem too friendly. They may just be trying to steal your snacks.

Beware the Sudden and Unpredictable Nostalgia. It may strike at any moment, forcing you to recall a fond memory from your childhood. Be prepared for an onslaught of emotions and a strong desire to consume an entire box of Cheetos in one sitting.