It will rain cats and dogs today, but only on Tuesdays.
Read more about Tuesday's weatherDon't forget to carry an umbrella, or 47 different species of small mammals will invade your neighborhood.
Learn more about the dangers of mammalian invasionThe value of the stock market will fluctuate wildly based on the whims of 8 different invisible overlords.
Understand the mysterious forces driving the marketThe only way to guarantee a profit is to invest in the world's largest ball of twine, which will inevitably double in value.
Read about the untold riches of the twine market