Issued: 2023-02-20 06:00 AM
Published by: The Sneeze Weather Service
Due to an unexpected increase in pollen levels, we're expecting a severe sneeze advisory for the entire region. Please take necessary precautions, including but not limited to:
This is not a drill. Repeat, this is not a drill.
For more information, visit our Sneeze Map or our Sneeze Tips page.
Stay safe, and for the love of all things good, Stay Sneeze-Free!