Today's Horoscope for 2023-02-20

You will have a 50% chance of getting lost in a maze, a 30% chance of finding your keys, and a 20% chance of discovering a new species of coffee mug in the wild.

You are also expected to have a 90% chance of accidentally supergluing your shoes to the floor while wearing them.

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