We're not actually meteorologists. Our team of highly trained (not really) weather predictors gaze out the window, squint, and point to a map.
But hey, it's not like it matters. We're probably wrong anyway.
Want to see our Possibly True Things page, where we pretend we have some idea what's going on?
Just Making Stuff Up page for some truly unpredictable weather forecasts.
Disclaimer: Don't take our word for it. Seriously, don't.