Forecasts for the Unreliable

Here's what our team of expert prognosticators have in store for you:

• Possible Existence of a Place Called "Zorbex": 50/50, 3.2%
• Definitely Happening Weather Conditions on Planet Zorg: 99.9%
• Unlikely but Not Impossible Appearance of the Chupacabra: 27.5%

Disclaimer: These forecasts are brought to you by our completely-not-qualified team of experts, who are probably just making this stuff up as they go along.

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