Forehead Surgery: The Art of Needle-Threading

Warning: Do Not Attempt at Home

Are you tired of having a face that's just "alright"? Do you dream of having a forehead so smooth, so sleek, so so Instagrammable that strangers will weep with envy? Look no further than Forehead Surgery: The Art of Needle-Threading!

• Risks and Complications: Because nothing says "I'm trying to fix my face" like a healthy dose of risk and uncertainty.
• Equipment: From dermal needles to scalpels, we've got the gear you need to thread your way to a smoother forehead.

Step-by-Step Instructions

1. Find a willing participant (read: friend, spouse, or unsuspecting family member).
2. Locate a sturdy needle and thread.
3. Thread the needle through the participant's forehead with precision and care (or not).
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until desired results are achieved.
5. Apply liberal amounts of Neosporin to prevent infection (read: just kidding, we don't actually have Neosporin).

Testimonials

"I was skeptical at first, but after a few sessions with Dr. McSnazz, my forehead is smoother than a freshly waxed cat's." - Karen P.

"I tried to thread my own forehead, but it just didn't turn out right. I ended up with a face full of stitches and a healthy dose of regret." - Bob S.