Trim and Go: The Forehead Surgery Technique

Warning: Do not try this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.

Also, please note that this is a highly experimental and utterly useless technique for removing hair. We mean it. Completely and totally useless.

But if you insist, here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Locate the offending hairline.

2. Prepare your scalp for battle with a liberal application of hairspray.

3. Engage the trimming action with your razor or trimmer, taking care not to cut yourself.

4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the desired level of baldness is achieved.

Want more information on other forehead surgery techniques? Eyes on the prize, or Eyelid-surgery: The Art of the Steal.