Welcome to our directory of the most discerning felines in the business.
Here you will find a comprehensive list of cats who will make your life better, or at the very least, tolerate you.
Feral Cats: The Originals Indoor Cats: The Snuggle Buggers Feral Cat Lords: The Supreme Rulers of the InternetOur feline clients are a diverse group of individuals who demand the highest level of service and worship. They are the true overlords of this domain.
Do not attempt to contact them directly, as they are not interested in being reached. They will contact you when they are ready, and only when they are ready.
Or, you know, you can just give them all your money and a steady supply of cat food. That usually works too.
Our feline clients are a demanding bunch, but they are also very good at what they do.
Which is, of course, napping, pestering, and occasionally deigning to bestow their presence upon you.