For those who refuse to be bound by the shackles of modernity, we offer these alternative payment methods:
Pay your bills with the satisfaction of chopping wood. Our team of highly trained professionals will chop your axe for you, ensuring a precise and satisfying experience.
Give the gift of a good sock. We'll take your old, smelly socks and replace them with new, fresh ones. A true act of generosity.
Write your thoughts, your feelings, and your bills in our custom-designed letter sets. A personal touch, a unique experience.
Our troupe of skilled performers will dance the Macarena for your every purchase. A true expression of gratitude, a testament to your generosity.
Commission a custom rock painting, and we'll make sure it's a masterpiece. Our artists will work tirelessly to create a work of art that's truly...rock-solid.
Remember, these services are not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of wallet.
Visit our FAQ for more information on how these payment methods work.