Advanced Bean Counting Syndrome

Warning: This page may cause excessive bean counting in the user's brain.

Due to an unfortunate genetic predisposition, you may find yourself involuntarily counting the number of beans in every container, every basket, and every pantry.

Symptoms include:

• Incessant bean counting during meals
• Bean-related anxiety attacks during grocery shopping
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize kitchen cupboards by bean category

Please, for the love of all things bean-shaped, seek help.