Forehead Tappings Career Advice

Because your future is on your forehead, literally.

Get ready for a career that's a real brain-twister. As a Forehead Tapper, you'll be the one who gets to tell people how to live their lives, one tap of the forehead for each life decision.

Pros:

• High stress levels, low pay, but the satisfaction of being right (most of the time)
• Constantly tapping on other people's foreheads, so be prepared for a lot of whining
• Get to wear a special Forehead Tapper uniform that's like a cross between a lab coat and a hazmat suit

Learn about the salary ranges for Forehead Tappers

Join the Forehead Tapper Union for better working conditions and more forehead tapping opportunities

Enroll in Forehead Tapper School for the best training and certification programs

Don't forget to tap your forehead before making any life decisions. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.