Forehead Tapping Techniques for the Modern Human

Warning: Do not attempt to tap your own forehead unless you have a solid understanding of the consequences.

Technique 1: The Classic Forehead Tap

Also known as the "Sternly Stare," this technique involves firmly placing the tips of your index fingers on the center of your forehead, applying gentle yet firm pressure.

Technique 2: The Frenzied Forehead Swipe

This technique, popularized by the ancient art of "Forehead-Fu," involves rapid, sweeping motions across the forehead, often accompanied by a series of high-pitched whistles.

Side Effects:

May include, but are not limited to: Forehead Fatigue Syndrome (FFS), Forehead-Induced Stress Disorder (FISD), and in extreme cases, Forehead-Embedded-Object (FEO) syndrome.