Article 1, Section 1: You have the right to tap anyone's forehead with a spoon, provided you have a valid reason (e.g., "I'm trying to get to the other side of the room").
Article 1, Section 2: You have the right to be tapped in the forehead with a spoon, even if you're not asking for it.
Article 1, Section 3: You have the right to tap your own forehead, but not your nose (that's just weird).