Brutal Beautification

Because Who Needs Pretty, Anyway?

Brutal Beautification is the art of taking something that's been sullied by the passage of time and making it slightly less ugly. It's a delicate process, really. You see, we start with something like this:

A picture of a dumpster fire

And then we add a dash of creativity, a pinch of desperation, and a whole lot of attitude:

A picture of a fire in a dumpster with a fancy chair on top of it

We add some flair, some panache, and a healthy dose of sarcasm:

A picture of a fire in a dumpster with a fancy chair, a tutu, and a tiara on top of it

And voilĂ ! You've got yourself a work of art that's almost, kind of, sort-of beautiful:

A picture of a fire in a dumpster with a fancy chair, a tutu, a tiara, and a few strategically placed spotlights

Want to see more of our Brutal Beautification process in action? Step 1: The Ugly Truth

Step 2: The Beautifying Touch