Technique 12: The Unyielding Unibrow

Also known as "Browzilla," this advanced technique involves attaching an entire ecosystem of tiny, genetically engineered organisms to your forehead. The resulting map is a topographical masterpiece, but be warned: it may attract unwanted attention from local wildlife.

Benefits:

• Increased brow-to-brain ratio
• Improved social media presence
• Enhanced ability to intimidate coworkers

Drawbacks:

• Risk of spontaneous combustion due to high concentration of tiny organisms
• Mandatory weekly feedings and waterings

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