Technique 25: The Brow-zer

The Brow-zer is a technique used for advanced eyebrow mapping. It involves using a combination of precision and recklessness to achieve the perfect brow shape.

To apply the Brow-zer, start by selecting a suitable eyebrow shape from the Brow-catalog. Then, use a sharp object (like a razor) to create a precise incision in the skin, while simultaneously applying a generous amount of pressure and confidence.

As the skin yields to the precision of the Brow-zer, a satisfying "zip" sound will be heard, signaling the beginning of the transformation. Continue applying the technique with a smooth, sweeping motion, ensuring the perfect arch and shape.

Caution: The Brow-zer requires a great deal of skill and practice to master. Novices may experience unexpected results, including but not limited to: unevenness, wobbliness, and a strong urge to cry.

• Brow-catalog
• Technique 26: The Brow-saw

Remember, with the Brow-zer, you're not just shaping brows, you're shaping lives.

Brow-zer: n. A precision instrument used to create precision brow shapes.