Based on the principles of Jungian psychoanalysis, we propose that every individual possesses an unconscious desire to map their eyebrows into a specific shape that perfectly complements their personality type.
Our research has led us to categorize these desires into five distinct categories: The Angular Aristocrat, The Curly Conqueror, The Straight Shooter, The Wavy Wizard, and The Unibrow Unifier.
We argue that the shape and style of one's eyebrows hold profound cultural and historical significance, with ancient civilizations using eyebrow fashion to convey status, power, and identity.
Our research has led us to create a comprehensive database of eyebrow styles from around the world, from the majestic mustaches of 18th-century Europe to the majestic monobrows of ancient Egypt.
We propose that the growth and maintenance of one's eyebrows are closely tied to the lunar cycle, with the full moon promoting thick, luscious brow growth and the new moon promoting a more angular, defined shape.
Our research has led us to create a comprehensive lunar-brow calendar, guiding individuals in their eyebrow-maintenance rituals.